- They'regoodemployees,holyshit!Wereyouthinking,"Holyshit,holyshit,aswordfishalmostwentthroughmyhead"?Ifso,thenyes.Myfirstreactionwassomethinglike"holyshit,whyonearthwouldanythinglikeawikibasedencyclopediawork?"Simple.Becausetoday'sNBAscarestheun...
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- It'sevenmorefascinatingwhenthisshithappensinadesignschool.Butthereareahundredreasonswhyshithappens.SoIcan'tblameanyone,asusual.Doyouthinkthepersonisdefectiveorbad..ordoyousimplychalkthatupto'shithappens'?...
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- Iwanttoshitonmybed!Noteveryonewhodropsshitonyouisyourenemy.Iwonder,theword'Please'couldmakeyoushitonmybody.Intheshitonyourheadisnotnecessarilytheenemy,youmayalsobetheneighborupstairs....
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- -Yes,justfollowthebullshit.Iamsofedupwithyourbullshit,cutthecrap.Nowsheistakingapieceofdriedbullshitinhermouth,thinkingshefoundsometreasure.XiaoHeilovestorunonthegrass.Nowsheistakingapieceofdriedbullshitinhermouth,thinkingshefoundsometreasure.Theyare...
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- I'llbeintheshitifIdon'tgetthisworkfinishedtoday.Didnottaketoiletpaperhoweverintheshitotherrailroadwhenyouwhen,fartraincanremindyou:Pantsbrushspantstobrushpantspants;Didnottaketoiletpaperinbrookedgeshitwhenyouwhen,thefroginwatercantellyou:Therodblow...
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- apileofdogshitonthepavementKidsareloud,stupid,annoying,ugly,andtheysmelllikedogshit.WhenIfinallyfoundmybearings,IwasstandingonCongressavenue,outofbreath,smearedupanddownwithgrassstainsanddogshit....
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- Youbelievethatshit?BerkeleyThereisnoshit,onlyGod'sideaofshit.Toomuchflashing,scrollingshit.Thisissuchacrockofshit.Protestantism:Letshithappentosomeoneelse.Everythinghetouchesturnstoshit.Youjustgottalaughwhenthisshithappen.Wemustchuckthem...inthisshi...
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- Youandyourfamilyeatshit?Canyourelief?Yourmouthlonghemorrhoidsah?Stilleatshit?Everydaysosmelly.Iwillnottrouble,andneverallowthemtoeatshitinmyhousetodrinkurine.Wolveseatmeatbecauseofhabits.Dogseatshit.It'sinstinct.Ifpeopledon'trepaykindness,theywilll...
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