- Waiter:Wecertainlydo.Anycondiment?Maybewecantreatitascondimentofourlife.Youthenputcondimentandalittlesaltintonoodles.Friendshipisnotonlythecondimentbutalsotheanodyneoflife.ThomasJeffersonadvisedAmericansthatmeatshouldbetreatedasacondimentforvegetable...
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